It is time for tummy mountain to have a Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale. 20% OFF - at this point I would like you to imagine YELLING SHOUTY AND ANNOYING VOICES AND MUSIC. Taking inspiration from the classiness of loud and annoying advertisements blaring out on radio and late night television the little ones bring you the Black Friday Cyber Monday Sale. The little ones are doing their own very good impression of this by running around and yelling.
Sale starts NOW and lasts until December 1st!!! And now some "Unnecessary Punctuation" for effect!!!
Enter the coupon code "WALRUS" (for want of a better word) at checkout for the discount. The Little Ones are standing by to take your orders with sticky tape, paint and maybe a story that doesn't make sense about one of their toys.
I would also like to include the hysterical words "bargain" and "crazy" and "for a short time only"