Wee Small had a new present. A pink calculator. Or as Wee Small called it "a calcliator."
Wee Small loved it. Did I mention it was pink?
Wee Tiny also liked Wee Small's calcliator. But she thought it was a phone. Wee Tiny liked it so much she ran off with it and put it in her pink vinyl handbag of special things. Inside the handbag was a toy wombat, a magic wand, and now the calcliator. I should also mention that the handbag was filled to the brim with water.
In Wee Tiny's mind, the pink phone, aka calcliator, was the perfect matching accessory to her handbag.
Needless to say the calcliator did not receive any calls, or do basic subtraction, after immersion in water.