Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Cause for Concern

I thought I was going away for two days, but came back 10 days later. On my return I thought that a wonderful seafood dinner would be a marvellous treat for all the little ones.

Wee Small gazed at the feast and declared "I'm never eating a crab in my life. It might come alive and chomp my heart."

"Oh." I said. I hadn't prepared for that. There was only one thing I could think of to do in such a situation.

I bravely ate all the delicious crab myself and left the little ones with no cause for fear, well... except the small concern that my heart would be eaten.

Monday, June 14, 2010

declarations of love

Wee Tiny came up to me and told me how much she loves me.
"I love you a bit more than my bed." she said.

What can you say to that?

Sunday, June 6, 2010

starving artist

I was woken up by Wee Tiny who informed me she needed food as she is a great artist.
Blearily I peered at her.

"I need food in my tummy or I'll only draw scribbles." she explained.

I complied promptly with her wishes as I was not alert yet, and hadn't noticed that it was still dark.

What great art would be started while it is still dark?
The answer can only be a masterpiece.