Sunday, December 28, 2008

the stairs at night

Sometimes when you are small you get scared.
Sometimes you are very worried that a Komodo Dragon will swim to tummy mountain and get you.
Sometimes you worry about Wildebeest too.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008


The night sky is ablaze over tummy mountain. The milky way lights a pathway through the stars. Wandering along the mountain paths come all the little ones holding candles aloft. It is Christmas eve.

Monday, December 8, 2008

scientific research

Followers of the arcane and whimsical will realise at once that the high level and secretive nature of the tummy mountain laboratory's research programs are usually not made public. Though in this case a rare exception has been made.

The Small One, helped by Wee Little, has made startling progress in their quest to fly. Earlier attempts using the process of running whilst flapping the arms have been abandoned in favour of an "assisted" flight technique, in which a trampoline (also known as a "jumpoline") is used to create the initial sensation of take off!

Work is being undertaken by the boffins in the lab to propel these little ones further afield.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008


Wee Small has written to Santa to ask for timber for christmas.
She is going to build a treehouse.

The Smallest of All has asked Santa for a treehouse for christmas.
She is not going to build a treehouse.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

where have we been?

Some times on tummy mountain, when the winds blow and the seasons change it is time to go beyond the pond and the swing, and explore the valleys beyond. The little ones navigate by the tried and true technique of climbing trees to see where to go next. In this fashion we have travelled all around tummy mountain, to arrive back here were we started. The scientists among us have concluded that tummy mountain is indeed round. Rounder than previously thought. Now we know that it is all nonsense about coming to the edge of tummy mountain and falling off.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

yellow balloons

Wee Small and the Tiny One are both in agreement, which in itself is a wonderful thing. Their favourite colour is “lellow.”

They also love balloons, but this is a topic of contention. You see, Wee Small loves “aa-lloons” whereas The Tiny One loves “BOONS.”

I thought to myself “what an odd word ‘boon’”

I felt strangely compelled. I could feel it had an attraction either to me or in some way this place, Tummy Mountain. It was time to look in the big books. The little ones climbed to the highest shelf and knocked the largest dustiest book onto the floor. I blew the dust off the cover to reveal its title, Wikipedia, and we flipped to the relevant page to learn;

“Boon is also a common Chinese name derived from the Chinese Character 'Wen', meaning honest and kind, giant Chinese pandas”

Honest and kind giant Chinese Pandas!

Not just honest and kind, but also giant!

The little ones have rushed outside to find some honest and kind giant Chinese pandas.

Monday, November 10, 2008

when the rain comes

When the rain comes it is a time of great jubilation on tummy mountain. Puddles come back to life, all ready to be jumped in. Mud gains those special curative properties enhanced by being flung about. Windows steam up all ready for new drawings to be smeared into them by little fingers.

For the small one though it is a time of quiet introspection with an umbrella.

Friday, November 7, 2008

...and a hot chocolate.

The little ones have done a very large walk with legs that are very small. All they way around tummy mountain. Now they are warming up by the fire and waiting for a hot chocolate.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

the joy and the happiness

The joy is beheld by all when it is time to celebrate the arrival of a new cardboard box on tummy mountain! Yesterday an exceptionally large one appeared in the morning light, ready to have wheels, faces, dials, and giant monster teeth drawn on it. The box knew that it's contents were irrelevant to the little ones and that a rigorous day of activities were planned for it.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

being tagged

Sometimes on tummy mountain the online world drops in and says "hello." Ruth at Cooplet has tagged the little ones on tummy mountain to participate in the revealing game of "6 unique things"


Link to the person who tagged you.
Mention the rules.
Tell six quirky yet boring, unspectacular details about yourself.
Tag six other bloggers by linking to them.
Go to each person's blog and leave a comment that lets them know they've been tagged.

I rounded up a bevy of little ones by the pond and after conducting extensive interviews I have extrapolated what I think is the most pertinent and relevant facts for our readers;

The Wee One: Sometimes I write on the walls. No-one has ever found out.

The Tiny One: I can't have beetroot. I am electrical to it.

Wee Small: Well... there was a frog, and... it jumped, and I saw it jump, and... then it was still, and then...then I saw..then it was a frog, like a frog is and... jumped..and that's it!

The Small One: I have a snail collection in my bed.

The Smallest of All: ... eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fourteen, eighteen, eleventeen, four, twelve, eleven, twenty!

Little Tiny: I put all my left over bananas down the back of the couch to save them for later.

The little ones haven't tagged anyone because they're not big enough.

Monday, October 20, 2008


We love to help in the kitchen.
We are very good at stirring.
We cannot see what we are stirring.
We hope it is cake.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008


The little ones are making a boat out of cardboard to paddle accross the pond. Not sure if I should step in.

Saturday, October 11, 2008


Readers would be forgiven to believe that tummy mountain is the kind of place where the sound of little ones permeates the air continuously. And that would be fairly accurate. At this very moment the wee one is talking with some birds in a tree. Maybe "yelling" would be a better term for an observer, but in her mind I am sure she is having a little chat. Yet there are times when a beautiful quiet stillness settles on the tummy homestead, sometimes in the afternoon with the light coming softly in the kitchen window. In these moments other phenomona can be observed - such as happy fruit.

still life with happiness

Thursday, October 9, 2008

dress ups

sometimes, during the twilight, when all is quiet in the house, if you look outside, maybe you will catch a glimpse of fairies

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

new friends

We have left the back door open all day, and now there are lots of bugs inside!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

The Oranges of October

“October” yells the Tiny One, and then runs out the back door. I guess that means it’s time to move onto other things. Not for Wee Small though. Wee small is still busy smearing oranges all over the window. She says she is making rainbows. Not with even the largest leaps of imagination can I see that.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

the rules

it is not allowed to empty out all the bath water over the floor.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

important update

There are those who have been most interested in knowing how the little ones latest building project is going. Well the little ones can proudly say they have finished mister snail's new home on time and on budget. The fact that he does not need one has gone by unnoticed, and that there isn't a front door seems to have escaped the small ones attention too. Strangely enough mister snail hasn't noticed these things either and seems very happy in his new house!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

early morning rituals

The day began as it always does on tummy mountain. The tiny one was playing in the big cardboard box while I was busy removing her toy frogs from the teapot. It is a daily ritual that brings comfort to us all.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

who will play with me?

T-rex loves to play and loves to surprise the others. Just now he has decided to play "RAAA MONSTERS" with these little ones, but without telling them first. Yet no matter how hard he tries to be friendly it seems that everyone runs away in terror shrieking when he comes to play. Poor t-rex. It never gets him down though. He keeps happily playing by himself until he runs into some new friends!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

online magazine

the little ones on tummy mountain have done an extensive and incomprehensible interview for an online magazine of artists from Etsy by Ariadna Ramley of

the little ones feature on page 116, and not to forget 117, of

the other pages are filled with Etsy artists talking about themselves and their work! a great collection, and an incredible amount of work by Ariadna to put this all together.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008


We have been out all day flying kites!

...or at least running with string, dragging things that were kites along the bumpy ground.

Friday, September 12, 2008


We thought maybe we would be in trouble for bringing all that mud from the pond into the house and putting it into the beds. Then we saw ourselves in the mirror and we knew we were very stylish even though we are covered in mud. Now we have put mud into the keyboard so we may have to go and hide somewhere.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

news flash: star gazer catches one

The tummy mountain astronomical society made the front page of etsy with the sensational discovery of a new star. The hitherto unknown star was discovered by chief astronomer, The Small One, as she was engaged in some high level research running around the garden.

The star has been named "twinkle."

1. breaking news

2. The small one with twinkle.

Thursday, September 4, 2008


We have run around with our arms out flapping for hours now!
It is very disappointing that we cannot fly.

Monday, September 1, 2008


The little one and wee small would like to announce their new hardressing shop "Salon du Tummy" and surprisingly there are still appointments available!
They are very good at short uneven haircuts.

Monday, August 25, 2008


We're sitting back on tummy mountain and having a look at just how long the meadow grass is growing at this time of year. Maybe we need to get some kind of lawn mower, like a sheep. Or a giant rabbit. Do giant rabbits eat grass?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Stop Press!

storming off creates a stir!

The news has just come in that the little ones have been causing a ruckus on the front page of etsy. The Small One was captured, using the latest technology pencils and paints, storming off from an unpleasant moment of an uncertain nature. Wee Small witnessed the event and had this to say; "Look! Birds!"

We will be posting updates as they occur.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

walking with sticks

over the little hill and along the path came the wee boys and the little one walking with sticks.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Wee Small wandered in from the sunshine and said "maybe your snowman will have an idea. maybe he will get some food for us."

Well maybe he will.

Saturday, August 9, 2008


Sometimes this rambling blog may convey the impression that it is nothing but sunshine, picnics, and dancing with rabbits on Tummy Mountain. Well it is! Well, mostly sunshine and picnics, but there is a serious side to Tummy Mountain. A side of strenuous effort and grindstones to shoulders and things like that.

Two examples:

1.) Not just any cloud can be played on! First they go through a rigorous process of examination that includes such crucial tests as patting, jumping, hiding behind, and manoeuvrability. Our top scientist, The Small One, makes sure each cloud on Tummy Mountain is up to standard. She has a clipboard.

stage 4: patting test

2.)Wee Tiny and Wee Small had to stop the important task of gluing sticks and leaves to pieces of paper, to take part in a little bit of brushing leaves and sticks and poo off the trampoline. The poo had been left there without malice, but a little carelessly by some possums who like to jump on the trampoline. And they jump on it all night long.

Yes it is 24hours and 7 days a week at Tummy Mountain. Everyone is doing there bit.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

the pond

On Tummy Mountain the little ones sometimes play race around the pond. The prize is a big snail shell!

tummy on cooplet

The little ones were pretty happy by being featured on cooplet.

The little ones like to click on Cooplets blog. The little ones could not be kept away from the entry called "Cake Madness"

Thursday, July 31, 2008

prizes! prizes! prizes! crazyness!

the little ones at tummy mountain are in a competition with a prize!

scenes of mayhem! and hysteria!
running amok! arms akimbo! shouting slogans!

there is a tummy mountain print "dances with rabbits" for offer as a prize at:

the little ones have been all over the woolies-woolies blog. They are amazed at the desert pictures as they have never seen such things on tummy mountain.

wee small thinks the blog is run by two lambs called woolie and woolie.
wee small says they are sisters.

yay! cuteable! yay!

Everyone on tummy mountain is very excited! We are featured today on cuteable!

Tonight we are having a party to celebrate. We have been sitting at the table for ages. The Little One is making a lovely meal of handfuls of lawn and raw egg in a glass. She hasn't quite finished as it is a very difficult recipe.

Thanks to Lynsey at cuteable! The little ones will send some dinner over to you. Yum.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

lasso technique

We have been trying to catch clouds today with not much success.

...well, to be accurate, no success.

We're not very good at ropes.
We're better at spelling.
But we're not sure about "lasso" - that doesn't look right. Maybe we spelt "lasso" wrong and that is why we cannot catch a cloud.
Maybe we spelt "spelled" wrong.
Maybe we're not good at spelling either.


We are very good at pretending to be frogs.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008


Today we have been very helpful. We have unravelled all the cotton wool. Now you can see all of it anywhere in the house.


Finally we have tied enough ladders together so we can climb to the moon. We want to visit the man in the moon, and we want to get some moonlight for wee small's birthday cake. When we ask her how old she is going to be she says "I'm turning small tomorrow."


We have been jumping up and down on the couch and have spilled banana smoothies all over it. The tall one is a bit cross. But we are so excited because we have been on the front page of etsy a few more times, and we are going to be featured on cuteable on July 30.

I think the couch needs to be jumped on one more time.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Diary of a Diplodocus: The Grand Finale

"After dinner I went to see a show. It was a son et lumiere production called "Volcano Erupts"
The effects were incredible! Very realistic! You felt like you were really there!"

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Diary of a Diplodocus: Jurassic Gourmet

"I have to confess that my principle reason for this excursion was to indulge in some of the local cuisine. The Horsetails are particularly full of flavour at this time of year, but really it is the Lepidodendron and Glossopteris that make my mouth water. The secret is to eat just the tips - that's it! The rest is just roughage, sure it's full of fibre but it's not very tasty. If you ever find yourself up here you have just got to try the Clubmosses in the Bajocian Valley. Beyond Yum!"

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

As June fades into July

The little ones are crawling around on the floor making “blob blob” noises. Their clothes are making the floor cleaner. They tell me that they are fish and the floor is the ocean. It seems I have been wrong about so many things for so long.

Diary of a Diplodocus: Dizzy Heights

" I always make a point of visiting the natural features of the local area. Gondwana Mountain came highly recommended by all the locals. It was quite a steep climb and I had to rest a few times on the way up. I stood well back from the edge and let my long neck crane over the edge, until I felt a little dizzy. The view was amazing, and I think if you're ever in that part of the world you should check it out."

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Diary of a Diplodocus: Seaside

"The morning dawned bright and clear. I wandered down to the Tethys Ocean for a wee dip. The locals say that due to the tectonic movements of the earth's crust the Tethys is getting larger. All the more room for a big diplodocus I say. I hopped right in. The water was lovely and warm."

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Diary of a Diplodocus: Accommodation

"Later that evening I arrived at my destination. The night manager guided me to my own private valley at the resort. It was very comfortable and had 360 degree views of the mountains all around. Being fairly exhausted from the long journey it was not long until I had embarked upon another short trip; this time to the land of nod. "

Monday, June 23, 2008

Diary of a Diplodocus: Journey

"I have decided to go on a holiday. It is time for a change of scenery. Drop out of the hustle and the bustle, and just amble slowly up the coast. Always a beautiful sunset over the ocean. Nothing much has changed here since the late Triassic, and I like it that way. "

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

cardboard box

I have a large cardboard box I keep things in. I could not find it. I searched after it and called out to it by name "cardboard box...cardboard box..."

Later that evening the mystery was solved. It turns out that wee small and the tiny one had turned it into a time machine.

"Where did you go?" I asked.
"Dinosaurs!" said wee small.

Monday, June 16, 2008


Well it has been heads down and tummies up on the mountain. The little ones ran out one day with magnifying glasses to see what they could see. And they could see lots of insects! ...mainly slow insects ...well, mainly snails. But Oh Such Snails! Such marvelous spirally snails! And some of the snails weren't just shells!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008


The rain is pouring down on Tummy Mountain. The smallest of the small thinks it will flood. At least that is what I think she said. She was eating an apple at the same time so...

I said I do not think it will flood, but all the evidence is against me. She took me by the little finger and led me to the back door. "See" she said and pointed. There was a puddle.

Monday, June 2, 2008

where have all the gumboots gone

...and not from the song of the same name.

As I round the corner of the garden shed I hear snickering, giggling, and raucousness . The hallmarks of mischievious deeds by small folk. And indeed where once was the proud and iconic display of tumbled up gumboots by the back door in all states of sloshiness, now 'tis merely the muddy crumbs of dirt and despair that greets me. In all this emptiness I wonder how so many gumboots, galoshes, wellingtons by other names could possibly be providing so much mirth for those so small of stature.

Mainly I wonder where the boots are. My feet are wet.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

in the deep end

The darkness was impenetrable. I felt lost and confused. And I was cold, quite cold. Then a light shone in the darkness and I could hear a faint wee voice singing "deedle deedle dee' - a song that brings joy to the heart. A denizen of the deep slowly meandered by leaving mirth and merriment behind in his wake.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


not much to write as we have the sniffles.

Friday, May 16, 2008

squelch squelch squerch

we have been squeezing the mud through our toes.
wee tiny is making mud cakes. Delicious!
one of the very small was on a slippery slide and was a bit scared.
and that made the front page of Etsy.
there were lots of things in a very beautiful treasury by knots.
We did not know because we were feeling the sun dry the mud on our skin.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

swamp noises

wee little and the small one are down at the pond at the moment. I can hear their cheery voices making frog noises, and I can see the flicker of movement as they jump in the air.

Monday, May 12, 2008

tragedy on tummy mountain

The sun has gone behind the clouds and the evening shadow of tummy mountain covers our little place. It is now time to do origami because we like to fold paper up. Some of the little ones are better at scrunching up paper. Some of the little ones are not devotees of origami in the strictest sense of the word. Tragedy occurs. The smallest of the small has cut her finger on the scissors.

the little ones see a bird

today the little ones saw a tawny frogmouth. It was pretending to be a stump. It does this very well, but it looks a little too fat and fluffy to be a real stump.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

today we flew by fish

Thursday, May 8, 2008


sometimes the little ones get an urge to write.
usually with crayon on the walls.
maybe blogging will mean less cleaning.